Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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