Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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