I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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