Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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