bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
oh god the rape fog is back!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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