Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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