Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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