Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
