my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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