There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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