Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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