I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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