dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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