all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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