I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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