no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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