After last night, I could never be a politician.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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