At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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