I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You can't just leave with hair like that
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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