I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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