I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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