its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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