they need to just BURY HIM!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
nutella sex= disaster
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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