tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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