In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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