Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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