D3 body, D1 cock
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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