Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Pooping to opera.
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