Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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