erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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