...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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