just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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