I wish I could teleport
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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