I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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