I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
