There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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