I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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