.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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