Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
