But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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