Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
