I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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