all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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