great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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