my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Alive.
So much puke
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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