it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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