Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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