Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
