what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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