I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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