I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
