Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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