I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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