Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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